Does Geico Offer Vampire Coverage?

Just when you think you have heard it all...you can almost be sure you haven't because something else will come along that will just make your jaw drop and your sides split. 

On our 10 PM local news tonight they had a story about a Colorado woman who backed her SUV into a ditch, wrecking it because...a vampire was chasing her. 

I had to stop and giggle again for a second there.

Now they didn't say what she was doing before that, so I don't know what condition she was in, or what she actually saw.  But I feel fairly certain that it probably wasn't a vampire. 

I can't stop giggling!

Now I have never read the Twilight series, and vampires aren't really my thing...but I am pretty sure it's time for this fad to be over.  It's obviously influencing people in larger ways than we realized. 

Seriously if I don't stop laughing I am going to fall out of my computer chair.

Can you imagine trying to explain that to the insurance adjuster?